Add ads to Discord!
It's time to monetize.
Hi, Discord. I'm a user of your service. You know what would be great? Advertisements.
I know you're struggling with coming up with a way to monetize. A Discord store? Really?
You see, I'm struggling with making my friends realise that your service is, in a sense, not good. For example, the Discord client, the Electron app that it is, consumes about 5% of CPU while idle and about a gigabyte of RAM, and yet anyone who writes or uses a custom client built to solve this problem breaches your Terms of Service.
I had a think, and I know exactly what to do: We need to put advertisements in Discord. The most annoying ones possible. With an audience of your size, and exclusive, high-cost advertisement deals, you could easily rake back in the two-hundred and eighty million dollars in VC funding from Pepsi® money alone, right before all your users jump ship.
You don't lose any money, and I get to use the command line to talk to my friends! It's a win-win!
†: Okay, yes, Riot's resource consumption is pretty similar to Discord, since they're built on the same tech, but the Gamers™ are fine with how Discord's functioning right now, right?